Occurences (as taught by Lord Kirkcaldy)
There is a distant classroom in the realms of New England where dwells a Scot. He is revered by all who learn from him as he begins each lesson with "Once upon a time..." these are his stories, from Napolean to Chuck Norris to the eating habits of Peter the Great. Those of you fortunate enough to understand, we extend a hand of fraternity to you, just as the French Foreign Legion might.
The Body Parts List
May92012
worst of times, yo. worst of times.
but also the best of times
(via andrewscottscumface)
April262012
fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:
Yeah, they didn’t tell me about it in high school or in college, either.
(via bythepower)
April172012
fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:
When men run out of hair they get comb-overs. When England runs out of heirs they get Hanovers.
(via itsmemajestically)
April42012
- *Phone rings in the middle of Euro"
- Kirkcaldy (stop, stare at phone): ...
- Kirkcaldy (answering phone): R. Al Stein's storm door and airlines.
11PM
(Source: d-e-t-r-u-i-s-moi)
11PM
(Source: blameitontom)
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